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One-Minute Stress Buster

On January 23, 2012, in Affiliates, DVD, Gifts, Healthy to Know, Laughter, Motivational, Self Help, by jHodgepodge

Laughter is an Instant Vacation

Need an attitude boost?Feel like you need a vacation?We have the relief you need and you don’t even need to pack suntan lotion! Laughter is an Instant Vacationis a book that can change your mood in seconds.Laughter is key to your mental wellness. It can pick you up, keep you positive
and bust stress, all within minutes. Laughter is an Instant Vacationis a book designed to do all of those. It is filled with 250 humorous quotes, paired with very funny photos. Need a sample? Enjoy!

Selected quotes from
Laughter is an Instant Vacation

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”
-Erma
Bombeck”Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when
they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.”
-Paula Poundstone”So
far on my 30-day diet, I lost 18 days.”
-Terry McEntire”A filing
cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically.”
-T.H.
Thompson”I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘where’s the
self-help section?’ She said if she told me it would defeat the
purpose.”
-George Carlin”If evolution really works, how come mothers
only have two hands?”
-Milton Berle

“The best time to give advice to
your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what
you’re talking about.”
-Evan Esar

“I always wanted to be somebody, but
now I realize I should have been more specific.”
-Lily Tomlin

“It’s
amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just
exactly fits the newspaper.”
-Jerry Seinfeld

“A study of economics
usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.”
-Marty
Allen

“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending
machine.”
-Caroline Rhea

“I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one
you can ride on.”
-Roseanne Barr

“Life expectancy would grow by leaps
and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
-Doug
Larson

“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life – unless I buy
something.”
-Jackie Mason

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inspirational movie, just click here.

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Choices

On January 21, 2012, in Affiliates, Business, DVD, encouragement, Gifts, by jHodgepodge

“Every choice moves us closer to or farther away from something. Where are your choices taking your life? … What do your behaviors demonstrate that you are saying yes or no to in life?” ~ Eric Allenbaugh

One choice can change your life forever. Your life today is what your choices have made it but with new choices, you can change direction this very moment.